- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

a retard lost...

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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