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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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