- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Ebola

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Penis

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Six million.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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