What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Your time.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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women playing football?

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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