- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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