- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

womens rights to vote

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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