Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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A black guy with his family.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why? Because!

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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