- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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