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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

I like to eat people

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

a ginger has a soul

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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