Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Black people. They are so kind.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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