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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

It's long!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Dancing Potatoe!

connor sucks

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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