- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Women's rights.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

whats 2+2? 4

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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