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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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I like hats XD!

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Laugh.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A snake walks into a bar

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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