- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Knock Knock.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What's a small person? A midget

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Watch your lips.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Heartlight

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why did the child step on a ball?

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