- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Penis-Pump

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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