- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Womens Rights.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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