I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Romney 2012

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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