- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

I tell an anti joke!.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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