want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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68 :)

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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