How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

The weels on the bus go...flat

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Dani barton= lovely

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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