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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Justin Beiber

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Good boy

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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