What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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who farted your mother

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anti jokes

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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