- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Johnson stops eating

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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