What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

like for a handjob.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

How much did the Holla Cost?

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

my namew is jd

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