- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...NO.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many cows say moo? All of them

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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