you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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