A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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