- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??