- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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