- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Halo < COD

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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