Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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