hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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conrad profit

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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