Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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dislike this...please.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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