A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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