- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Knock knock What

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

The Game.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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