Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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