Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How are you? Yes

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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