why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I like pom

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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dead battery come on down

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liam buchan is gay !

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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