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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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