What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Gays

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Anti Joke

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