- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

thumbs up!

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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