What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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sarah taylor

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Ouch.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti Joke

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