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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Dubstep < Music

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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