guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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women's rights.

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No. Yes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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whats really hot the sun

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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pineapples

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What is cold? Winter

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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who smells? •Liam

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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