What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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