A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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