Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

knock knock!! kanye west

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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