What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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