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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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wnba

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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