person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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