why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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