:O + :P = 69

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Women's Sports

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Smart Blondes

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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