- Anti Joke

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What is the difference between a duck?

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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