How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Black People.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

a retard lost...

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Hi

space is fun

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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