What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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I'm gay.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Wy did the chicken?

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Will you marry me?

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Woman's Rights

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I like hats XD!

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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