- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Women's Rights.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

hi michael

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What is next?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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