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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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