Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Womens' rights.

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