Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Joe Biden

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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