- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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