What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

AVB

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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