(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

The game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Alex Eggbert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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