Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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asparagus

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Are you a human?

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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black people

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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