How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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