- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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