a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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