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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

what do gay people eat?? food

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

women's rights

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Reed is poopin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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