A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What is a question?

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Can I touch it?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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