- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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