A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Lil' Wayne

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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