Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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