how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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