- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

guess what what? nothing.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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