How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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