- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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