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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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