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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

whats brown? poop.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what's red and blue? your heart

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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