- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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