Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

LOL May Wong

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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