What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Wolf Pussy

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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