If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Enchilada

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Your time.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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"Up to 50% off."

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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