Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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you

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

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